Sunday, September 17, 2006

I'm never doing THIS again...

...and on the fourteenth day, God created wax, which he ordered women to apply to their faces and remove 'opposite the direction of hair growth.' And God said, "May no woman have a unibrow." He thought this might be a pretty good idea, laughed heartily for a moment, and returned to the football game.

Wax: 1
Jaggy: 0

2 comments:

Jeff Waddell said...

Ya, waxing can be very painful. I remember when I... oh ya I've never had to do that :P

Uninformed Decision-Making said...

I lived in the dorm once upon a time... In a land of beered-up freshmen and other denizens, a pair of drunkard males decided it would be a good idea to wax #1's chest. Believe you me, it was none so good an idea. I heard his slurred screaming through 100 feet of concrete Dorm and down a floor! There was great comotion with nearly 20 arriving to gawk through his open door. We then all discovered he had only managed a single strip across the left-side of his chest.

Reasons he failed to achieve his goal of waxed-smooth chest...

++ As a guy, he tends to have a fair bit of hair on his chest.
++ Wax + Hair != good mixture = pain!

++ He waxed across his own nipple and then ripped it off...
++ When attempting to abade the pain of such things as knife/rock/love wounds, re-socketing arms & legs, and chest waxing, the ancients devoloped alcohols with far more *kick* than a lowly beer.