Sunday, September 24, 2006

Too Punny

I love a great pun. Those puns that come out of nowhere and *SMACK* ooooooh, good one. :) The puns that make you giggle uncontrollably... the puns that slide through unnoticed, almost.

WHAT?! has TV become these days? I was watching HGTV and Food Network. Every ten seconds, another lame-ass pun poured from the host, battering my soul with it's blatant syrupy goodness. *insert vomit icon here*

Seriously! I just want to reach in to the TV and give the roofing guy a good 'flashing.' Ought to 'drill' some common sense into the carpenter. GIVE ME A BREAK!

New rule: One good pun per hour. Fines imposed for more than one pun, or a cheap pun. Fine money goes toward torturning the "punny person" who thought the line up. AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!