Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Cookie Smackin'

I keep telling myself that today could have been worse. It definitely could have been much, much worse. But sometimes that's not as much consolation as I'd like.

On Sunday, I thought I'd make all those muffins instead of cookies so that I'd be less tempted to eat something "bad." Well, I just want a cookie, damnit.

A really big-ass cookie.

That I could use to smack people with in a hypothetical sanitary kind of way.

3 comments:

MissKris said...

Oooooh...if you ever come to Portland I have the perfect little neighborhood bakery you could go to for a cookie/pastry fix. A little hole-in-the-wall place that is one of SE Portland's true little treasures.

I was that way with boxed donuts I bought by request for my grandson the other day. I have never bought any for him before and I won't do it again. He ate half of one...I ate the rest of the box! EEEEEEEEK! And I rarely ever eat anything like that so I felt HORRIBLE by the end of the day. Yes, I ate every.last.one. Bleck.

Strayer said...

I never get boxed cookie mixes. But I did from the Grocery Outlet the other day. Freezer cookies, mostly peanut butter. Mix ingredients including peanut butter, refrigerate, microwave chocolate pieces included in the box. Roll the refrigerated peanut butter balls in the melted chocolate. YUM! I have to eat only apples and carrots today.

MissKris said...

LOL! I have to laugh at Strayer...eating apples and carrots today. Been there, done that more than once.